Soaps

Lights up on two men in comfy recliner chairs watching tv. One man has five o clock shadow the other has a full beard. They are both in their boxers and eating from a bowl of pretzles in between them.

Man 1
Wow isn't Maryanne being such a bitch for cheating on Bradon and lying to their son jimmy.

Man 2
I know right, Jimmy doesn't even know that bradon is his biological father. She keeps telling him that his real father died.

Man 1
Oh look there! Ashton has died of heart failure!Again!

Man2
Ehh he'll be back thats like, what, the seventh time he has died?

Man 1
no it is eighth time.

Man 2
OH yeah! thats right last season he was murdered by Mrs maggie the old gardner lady who had an affair with Zachary the young buissness man. I always keep forgetting.

Man 1
Oh! shhhh! shhh! Janice is finally going to express her love to jack by passionately kissing him!

Lights fade.