there is no such thing as to old

lights come up on an old man getting ready to parachute out of an airplane. there is another much more youngerparachuter next to him.

young man
wow.

Old man
what?

young man
how old are you?

old man
seventy six.

young man
are'nt you a bit old to be jumping.

old man
there is no such thing as to old my boy.

he jumps, lights fade.

Nessie

Lights come up on a thin old guy with wild wiry hair. There are news people and cameras all around . They are all next to Loch Ness lake and the monster as well. The old guy twitches every now and then.

old guy
See I told you all! You never believed me but I told you it was real!

reporter
How log have you been searching for the loch ness monster

old guy
For over forty years... you all told me to stop searching but I never did!!

Reporter
and it seems that not giving up has made you famous and a little less crazy, how-

old guy
crazy! Crazy!! I am not crazy your the crazy ones!! I was just minding my buisness and searching!

Reporter
what do you plan on doing next especially since you have all this reward money?

Old guy
isnt it obvious! To lake ogo pogo to search for the giant serpant that dwells there!!

Reporter
man you are carzy.


The old guy screeches and attacks him.

the heist

Lights come up on a bank
hostages are lined against the counter the criminal is seen with a shotgun and black clothing. the cops are outside.


burglar
ok if everybody cooperates you will all get out of this alive.

Hostages
(randomly blurt out) yes sir.

burglar points at a bank person.

Burglar
now you there go open the safe and start piling the money near me.

the cops chime in from outside.


Nagotiator
Ok sir what is it that you want.

Burglar
I need money why why els would I be here!?

Nagotiator
yeah I know but... Ok look why dont you just give up.

Burglar
I will never stop as long as I live.

The burglar walks into the veiw of the door a shot is heard and he drops to the ground a blood puddle forming around his head lights fade.

The sword fight

Lights come up on two armored men sword fighting

Fighter 1
I shall destroy you knave!!

Fighter 2
I would like to see you try you filthy Curr!!

Their swords clash and recoil.

Fighter 1
You shall not live to see another day!!

Fighter 2
I shall make you eat those words!!

Their sword clash and recoil again. they are panting heavily.

Fighter 1
Hah! you look tired, care to stop and resume this fight another time you yellow bellied coward! *puff ,puff*

Fighter 2
*puff ,puff*I shant stop until I die! Unguard!

Fighter 1
As you wish!

They resume fighting lights fade.