A little arsonist

Lights come up on Tom and his friend behind the house using sticks as swords.

Friend
Surrender! your evil ways are not welcome here.

Tom
Never!

They go on clacking away with there make believe swords. Eventually they stop.

Friend
now what do you want to do?

Tom
hmm, I have an idea lets go into you tree house.

Friend
Sure lets go.

lights switch to tree house. Tom is piling up some magazines then he takes out a box of matches.

Friend
what are you doing?

Tom
having some fun.

He lights a match throws it inside the box of the other matches. it smokes a little and after a few seconds bursts into flames. it spreads to the magazines, Toms friend stares to at the fire. Tom grabs him and they rush out of the tree house lights fade.

A little murderer

Lights come up on Tom in his room he is petting his hampster.

Tom
I like you chippy your a good hampster.

(continues to pet it)

hamster
squeak. squeak.

Tom
yes I think I will keep you longer than the others.

Hamster
squeak.

Mother
(from downstairs) Tom did you clean your hamsters cage!?

Tom
oh great,Now I remember I didn't want to have any pets.

Tom starts to squeeze the hamster.

Tom
to much responsibility!

The hamster squeaks wildly, abruptly the squeaks stop and Tom puts it back into its cage. He whips up some tears and runs out of the room calling his mothers name. lights fade.

A little bully

Lights come up on Tom and another boy in a sand box. Tom's mother is keeping an eye on them on a bench on a bench close by. The other little boy is building a sand castle Tom looks bored as he pushes some sand around.

Little boy
I am so close to being done! I cant wait its going to be so cool!

Tom
[mumbles] It looks like a piece of crap, your so stupid, how could you be entertained by sand.

Little boy
What?

Tom
[surprised] Oh! nothing.

the little boy goes back to making his sand castle and Tom goes back to being bored. Toms mother suddenly shoots up out of the bench and runs over to the rest rooms.

Tom
The ex lax I Put into her food this morning is working perfectly.

He has his sinister smile face on.

Tom
Time to have some fun.

Tom gets up walks over to the Little boys sand castle and kicks it down. Then he grabs the boys hair and shoves his face in to the sand. His mother comes out of the bathroom and Tom drops the boy. the boy is crying and spitting out sand, lights fade.

A little accident

Lights come up on tom in his grandmothers living room. His grandmother is polishing some of her glass snow globes.

Tom
Grandma what are those?

Grandma
They are my favorite snow globes. I have been collecting them for years.

she holds a snow globe up in the centre it has a bride and groom.

Grandma
this one is my absolute favorite.

Tom
why?

Grandma
because me and your grandfather got this on our wedding day.

Tom
oh.

The phone rings in the other room and Grandma goes into the other room to answer it. As soon as she is out of the room Toms eyes become squinty and he grins. Tom then climbs up on the couch takes the wedding day globe from the sidetable and smashes it on the wooden floor. the grandmother rushes into the room to see what the clatter was, she freezes.

Grandma
Tom!! what did you do!?

Tom
It was an accident, I didnt mean it.

The grandmother starts to cry and Tom is grinning innocently. lights fade.

little theif

lights come up on a woman and child inside a grocery store. the child spots some candy, and tugs on his mothers dress.

child
mommy can I get some candy?

mother
not today dear.

child
But mom I really want some candy!

mother
Shut your mouth Tom! No candy!

Child
Humph!!

Toms eyes gets squinty he shifts them from side to side and a grin appears on his face. Tom then moves to the candy and shoves a hand full into his pocket and rushes back over to his mother still smiling. lights fade.

Possession?

Lights come up on a set for a documentary. There is a male interview host sitting across from a short thin black eyed black haired woman with a pencil skirt and a dark purple v neck blouse.
a set man comes on a says your on.

Interview host
Hello Miss Satan how are you today?

Satan
I feel great today, thank you.

Interview host
I never knew the lord of darkness was so polite... any ways, what I want to talk about today is possession... How does it work and why do you do it.

Satan
Well the way it works is the person is either weak willed or has done many bad things without remorse and a demon spirit flows into its victim feeding off the victims thoughts and torturing them from the inside out. Now the reason is obvious not only is it fun its also to remind people that we exist.

Interview host
well there you have it the reason behind possession.

Satan
Here, I will show you a demonstration. [smiles]

A shadow comes from off stage a flows into the interview host who screams then becomes silent. after a moment he starts spouting off swears and convulsing. lights fade as Satan laughs.

what in the hell?

lights come up on a woman sleeping. after a few moments her door opens and a shadowy figure enters and moves to the bottom of the bed and fluffs her covers. she shivers and wakes and flicks on the lights, (lights go to full).

Woman
hoo its cold.

Demonic entity
[growls]

Woman
Whoa!! what was that! [disoriented]

Demonic entity
[growls]

woman
[ looks at shadowy figure, scared] whoa!! who in the hell are you!?

Demonic entity
[evil demon voice] I am the demon who haunts your house.

Woman
Oh my god!! ...[excited] really! wow I cant believe you chose this house! I am honored, truly I am.

Demonic entity
Uhh... your not scared?

Woman
No! not at all, I am fascinated actually!

Demonic entity
[disappointed] Not even a little?

woman
nope! [smiles]

Demonic entity
Damn it! why isn't anybody afraid any more!?

Woman
Movies, T.V. shows, books you know.

Demonic entity
Yeah I should have known better. [sigh]all well see you around.

Woman
yep, bye!

The sulking shadow leaves the room and she flicks off the lights. (lights black out)

Inner battle

Lights come up on a man in a corner of the room of a cabin in raggedy clothes and he is in a fetal position rocking back and forth and drooling.

Man
Why wont you get out please! please! get out! [sobs]

Possession
[evil voice] but why? not when this is so much fun. you asked for it always sinning... gambling, paying for whores leaving your family behind to slowly waste away in your absence... you deserve this.

Man
No! I didn't mean to... I felt bad, I did!

Possession
That didn't stop you did it!

Man
I truly am sorry! I promise to stop what I was doing, I will stop!!

Possession
[laughs] Its too late... You will be punished for eternity in hell!! [laughs]

The man screams and lights black out.

there is no such thing as to old

lights come up on an old man getting ready to parachute out of an airplane. there is another much more youngerparachuter next to him.

young man
wow.

Old man
what?

young man
how old are you?

old man
seventy six.

young man
are'nt you a bit old to be jumping.

old man
there is no such thing as to old my boy.

he jumps, lights fade.

Nessie

Lights come up on a thin old guy with wild wiry hair. There are news people and cameras all around . They are all next to Loch Ness lake and the monster as well. The old guy twitches every now and then.

old guy
See I told you all! You never believed me but I told you it was real!

reporter
How log have you been searching for the loch ness monster

old guy
For over forty years... you all told me to stop searching but I never did!!

Reporter
and it seems that not giving up has made you famous and a little less crazy, how-

old guy
crazy! Crazy!! I am not crazy your the crazy ones!! I was just minding my buisness and searching!

Reporter
what do you plan on doing next especially since you have all this reward money?

Old guy
isnt it obvious! To lake ogo pogo to search for the giant serpant that dwells there!!

Reporter
man you are carzy.


The old guy screeches and attacks him.

the heist

Lights come up on a bank
hostages are lined against the counter the criminal is seen with a shotgun and black clothing. the cops are outside.


burglar
ok if everybody cooperates you will all get out of this alive.

Hostages
(randomly blurt out) yes sir.

burglar points at a bank person.

Burglar
now you there go open the safe and start piling the money near me.

the cops chime in from outside.


Nagotiator
Ok sir what is it that you want.

Burglar
I need money why why els would I be here!?

Nagotiator
yeah I know but... Ok look why dont you just give up.

Burglar
I will never stop as long as I live.

The burglar walks into the veiw of the door a shot is heard and he drops to the ground a blood puddle forming around his head lights fade.

The sword fight

Lights come up on two armored men sword fighting

Fighter 1
I shall destroy you knave!!

Fighter 2
I would like to see you try you filthy Curr!!

Their swords clash and recoil.

Fighter 1
You shall not live to see another day!!

Fighter 2
I shall make you eat those words!!

Their sword clash and recoil again. they are panting heavily.

Fighter 1
Hah! you look tired, care to stop and resume this fight another time you yellow bellied coward! *puff ,puff*

Fighter 2
*puff ,puff*I shant stop until I die! Unguard!

Fighter 1
As you wish!

They resume fighting lights fade.

what happened to the eastern world?

lights come up on a news stage.

Anchor man
This just in, we have received reports that all the inhabitants of the eastern world have disappeared. The cause of this mystery is unknown, could it be that they nuked themselves? could it be a stray asteroid? Or could it be aliens, and if so why just the eastern world? Every thing will be answered on the five o clock news. So stay tuned. Right now we will see what the beautiful Maia who is on a boat in the middle of the atlantic ocean has to say.


Maia
Thanks Tom. I have no idea whats going on either, but there is one thing for certain All three americas now rule the world. Treaties are now being held to divy up the land of the east.

Anchor man
There you have it folks. remember stay tuned for the five o clock news. This is Tom Gozilla saying have a nice day.

lights fade.

church games

Two altar boys are sitting in a pew
on the altar, They are both looking kind
of bored.


Tom
[whisper] Hey Jeff how much longer do we have?

Jeff
[whisper] OK Tom have we taken the Eucharist yet?

Tom
no...

Jeff
Then we are not even close! jeez how many times do I have to tell you?

Tom
OK, OK im sorry. I am just so bored.

Jeff
Me too... Hey watch this. [caughs intentionally]

After a few minutes the intentional caughs start a series
of coughs through out the church. The boys start to giggle lights fade.

return from space

lights come up on seven men
walking on a platform to
meet the people.

Astronaut 1
its about time we got down here its been like 5 years.

Astronaut 2
yeah I cant wait to get my hands on a burger and some fries, I am tired of that toothpaste crap.

Astronaut 3
I cant wait to see the misses... If ya know what I mean. [chuckles a little]

Astronaut 4
eww! gross, you perv!... I wonder if anything changed at all?

Astronaut 5
Probably not, back to the same boring lives we have always had I'm guessing.

Astronaut 6
Nope I beg to differ. We are going to be greeted as hero's, and given whole bunches of money and we will live like kings and queen for the rest of our days.

Astronaut 7
You guys don't miss the ship at all? [they shake there heads no] I do, I want nothing more than to go back up there. [sigh]

The are greeted by the crowd lights fade.

Death comes

Lights come up on a man
sitting in an old comfy
looking chair reading a
book in front of a fire place.
the lights flash and the fire blows
out. lights dim and death walks into
the room.

Man
Hey who turned out the lights I'm trying to read here!

Death
I am Death, your time has come.

Man
What! Why did you have to blow out the fire man now its gonna get cold, and I cant finish my book! I had like five pages left and thanks to you I cant finish it!

Death
I am Death, your time has come.

Man
You are very rude you know that! your lucky I am not going to call the police! Now, I am going to ask you nicely to leave so that I may continue reading.

Death
I am Death... ugh never mind!

Death touches the mans shoulder
the man keels over dead. lights
fade.

If the button is pushed

Lights come up on the
president sitting behind
his desk bored. His
advisor is sitting across
the room sleeping in a
comfy chair.

President
Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if I pushed the button?

The president leans down
to the bottom most
drawer and pulls out a
black suitcase.

President
Okay I just need to open it.

He inserts his key, then
tiptoes quietly over to
his advisor and steals
the other key and
rushes back to the desk.
He inserts the other key
and turns them both at
the same time. The
suitcase opens.

President
Okey dokey Here goes nothing.

He pushes the button .
red lights start to flash
And sirens sound. lights
black out and after a few
seconds slowly come up.
the president, sleeping
bolts upright panting.

President
What a horrible dream!

He lays back down. lights
fade.

Dont leave a trace

Lights come up on two
soldiers digging a hole
there is a body on the
ground next to them.

barry
he was my neighbor you know.

Caleb
Really... Im sorry man I knew you guys were close friends.

Barry
[chokes up a little] We were ambushed... He was shot twice but we got them. he died in my arms...

Caleb
Its not your fault barry, there is nothing you could have done-

Barry
Not true! I could have jumped in front of the bullets!

They finishe burying
him with out another
word, the grave has no
marker. lights fade

Old enough to kill

Lights come up on a teenage boy
sitting in the back of a army personnel
truck with a few other older soldiers.


Soldier 1
I cant believe we are finally going to be deported into Iraq.

Soldier 3
I know its about time anything is better than just standing at the barracks.

Soldier 2
you got that right! [laughs a little]

Soldier 1
[whispers to the others] Who is that guy over there?

soldier 2
[whispers back] I don't know but he looks barely over seventeen.

soldier 3
According to the army, that's old enough to kill.

The other two mutter in
agreement, lights fade.

I dont beleive you

Lights come up on Jim and matty
sitting in lawn chairs.

Matty
Hey Jim guess what?

Jim
What?

Matty
Your my best friend right? I mean you wont think I am crazy if I tell you this will you?

Jim
No, of course not. Whats on your mind?

Matty
Well I have this strange feeling...

Jim
what is it?

Matty
I dont think the world is gonna last much longer. I think its gonna be destroyed.

Jim
I... dont believe you.

Matty looks offended
lights fade.